INSTRUCTIONS FOR INSTALLING LOVE 9.0 by David Harrison Levi
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INSTRUCTIONS FOR INSTALLING LOVE 9.0
by David Harrison Levi
E-mail: itsmr5012u@aol.com
Tech Support: Good morning, how can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install love. Can you guide me though the process?
Tech Support: YES I can help You Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is yo open Your Heart Have you located Your Heart? Customers, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running?
Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-esteem, Grudge, and Resentment running right now
Tech Support: No problem. Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-esteem with a module of its own called High Self-esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge Anna Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly uninstalled. Can you turn those off?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base preprogram. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error -- Program not run on external components." What should I do?
Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In nontechnical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching favorable programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile are staying on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over my Heart. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes for others it takes awhile but eventually everything has its proper So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share with each other and return some cool modules back to You.
Customer: Thank YOU GOD.
Please forward this Email as You see fit or delete as You wish God's love is NOT based on an Email nor type of Internet connection!
David Harrison Levi
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